Military Joke(16)
During basic army training，a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.“But，sergeant，all circles have 360 degrees，”called out a conscript.“Don‘t be stupid，”the sergeant roared.“This is a small circle.”
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