Musician Joke(5)
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over，a policeman asked，“May I please see your permit？”I don‘t have one，“confessed the musician.”In that case，you’ll have to accompany me.“
“Splendid！”exclaimed the musician.“What shall we sing？”
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