Musician Joke(6)
The doorbell rang，and the lady of the house discovered a workman，complete with tool chest，on the front door.“Lady，”he announced，“I‘m the piano tuner.”The lady exclaimed，“Why，I didn’t send for a piano tuner.”The man replied，“I know，but our neighbors did.”
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