Police Joke(2)
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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer，“Is there a problem，Officer？”
“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5，000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you‘re going to do with the money？”
He thought for a minute and said，“Well，I guess I‘ll go get that drivers’license.”
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman，“Oh，don‘t pay attention to him - he’s a smartass when he‘s drunk and stoned.”
The guy from the back seat said，“I TOLD you guys we wouldn‘t get far in a stolen car！”
At that moment，there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said，“Are we over the border yet？”
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