对作品另外一种形式的肯定--双语幽默笑话

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"did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"

“你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？”

"no, but i am encouraged," he replied. "somebody stole one."

“没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，”他回答说，“有人偷走了一幅。”

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