美国十怪：超级爆笑的“美国现象”
只有在美国……叫pizza比叫救护车快。
2. only in america......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink。
只有在美国……残疾人专用停车位被设在滑雪道前面。
3. only in america......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front。
只有在美国……药店把售药窗口设在后门，要病人绕一大圈过去买；而用前门的好位子来向正常人出售香烟。
4. only in america......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke。
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