Police Joke(19)

相关文章

• Indian Names

  This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "because he was conceived...

  2018-11-20 英语笑话

• 小男孩8句诙谐表白搞定萝莉

  　　如果爱情有味道，那一定是甜的对不对？如果你有爱人，你一定想对TA说遍世间的甜言蜜语有没有？举手的童鞋，下面示爱的句子会让你两眼放光哦～　　My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can'...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【80】

  Way of Inducing　　At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it won't be ready," he said.　　"But y...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• Kid Joke(90)

  　　A father came home from work one night to find his little boy sitting on the cat，with a pen and paper in his hand.“Why are you sitting on Felix？”he asked.“Well，teacher told us to write an essa...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 双语笑话 女孩特权

  If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子 If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗 If you don...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话

• 他总是试图找到很好的球员

  Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enought to be accepted by the colleg...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• 笑话习题簿12.11

  Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?" B...

  2018-11-22 英语笑话

• 我不用跑过老虎，我只要跑过你

  Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 一个有心的乘客

  An Observant Passenge Mr．Green went to Germany, because he had some work there．He came back last Monday, and his young wife met him at the airport．They walked to their car and passed a tall, pretty air...

  2019-01-19 英语笑话

• 中英双语笑话:庸医 A Bad Doctor

  A Bad Doctor A man walked into a doctor's examining room.　　"Put out your tongue," the doctor said.　　The man put out his tongue and the doctor said.　　"0. K. You ca...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话