Police Joke(32)
An inebriated crook had a little problem and ended up at the police station.“Couldn‘t you get that crook to confess to the crime？”asked the police chief.“We tried everything，Sir. We browbeat and badgered him wit every question we could think of.”
“How did he respond？
He just dozed off and said now and then：“Yes，Dear. You are perfectly right.”
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