Police Joke(33)
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked，“Why was I pulled over when I wasn‘t the only one speeding.”The police replied，“Have you ever been fishing？”The man then said，“yes”。“Have you ever caught all the fish？”asked the policeman.
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