外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹38：电话录音 (中英)
KQED radio announced a few days ago that due to lack of funding, it was canceling its Perspectives commentaries. Next morning, Doug Edwards was checking the call in tape for listener reaction and came across this from a woman on her car phone: "MY name is Julia. Longtime listener. I’m very upset that you're canceling Perspectives and I' m considering canceling my support. Please reinstate…” followed by the sound of squealing brakes, a crash, shattering glass, and Julia yelling "Oh s…，you've made me so mad I just rear一ended the car in front of me. Have to go now.” Click. Poor Julia. Funds were restored，and Perspectives is back on the air.
KQED电台在几天前宣布，由于资金紧张，他们将刷掉一个叫做《观察评论》的节目。第二天一大早，唐·爱得华兹从专门记录听众反馈意见的电话录音中听到了一位妇女的留言:“我叫朱莉娅，一个老听众了，听说你们要取消《观察评论》这个栏目，我感到非常气愤!我要考虑收回我的资助，除非你们能恢复……”紧接着是一声急促的刹车声，然后是撞击声和玻璃粉碎的声音，并且伴随着朱莉娅的尖叫声:“天那，你们简直快让我发疯了，刚才我和前面的一辆车追尾了，我挂电话了。”接着便是挂上电话后的滴答声。可怜的朱莉娅，其实资金已经重新运转了，《观察评论》这档节目也重新开播了。
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