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  A man sees a beautiful woman. Approaching her,and in his coolest Barry White tone says:“If good looks where a minute,you would be an hour”

  The woman looks deep into the man‘s eyes and in her sexiest voice replies:“If good looks were within your reach,you wouldn’t have any arms.”

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