外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹41：场景 (中英)
Did you hear the one about the ethnic who came home and found his wife between the sheets with another man? Well，he pulls out a gun, saying,“ That’s enough! I’m going to put an end to this once and for all!” Then he puts the gun up to his head.
你有没有听说过有一个人，当他回到家后发现自己的妻子正和另一个男人在鬼混，他立刻拔出手枪喊到:“我受够了!看来今天是要做一个了结了!”说完他将枪口对准自己的头。
The unfaithful wife shouts, "Don’t do it! Don’t do it! Don’t kill yourself !” The enraged ethnic replies, "Shut up, bitch，because you're next!”
这时那个荡妇喊到:“不，不要这样，你可不能自杀呀!”那人听了愤怒地吼道:“闭嘴，泼妇，下一个死的就是你!”
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