男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列7）
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望你们也会喜欢。
we guys always hear the rules from our women. here are our rules. note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意的。
#1 you have enough clothes.
第一条：你的衣服已经够多了。#1 if you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
第一条：如果你们问了一个你们并不想得到答案的问题，那就得准备听到一个你们不想听到的回答。#1 when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. really.
第一条 ：当我们必须得动身去某处时，你们穿什么都是绝对可以的。真的。
（源自《看幽默故事学英语》 通讯员厦门大学魏红心供稿 英语点津陈蓓）
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