Idiots Joke(33)
A contractor hired two brothers to install home siding. He demonstrated the process and sent them off to their first job. Things were going smoothly when the older brother saw that his younger brother was throwing nails away. He asked：“why are you throwing those nails away？”The younger brother replied，“The heads are on the wrong end.”The older brother laughed，“Those are for the other side of the house.”
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