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• 两个男人

  Two Men A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds, with wild eyes, dishevelled hair, feverishly endeavouring to catch flies and keep th...

  2019-01-19 英语笑话

• I've Just Bitten My Tongue

  I've Just Bitten My Tongue"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother."Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Because I've just bitten my tongue! "更多 英语小笑话、英语幽默小故...

  2019-01-20 英语笑话

• Classic humour stories(55)

  Twin Lobsters Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed "Twin L...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• DUI violation

  Late one night a police officer was patrolling a rowdy bar to anticipate possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, a...

  2018-11-19 英语笑话

• 每日一笑：(8.5)

  按下小按钮,就可以听到配音拉!^_^ 如果哪位还不懂如何收听,可发消息给我! 　　 　　　　　Asking a question During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for tal...

  2018-11-18 英语笑话

• 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Definition 定义（中英双语）

  54.Definition54.定义Mark, our youngest son, was born after I had completed my active Air Force career. As a retired colonel, I enjoyed discussing with the children my...

  2018-11-01 英语笑话

• 学英语

  　　一次为一个初中小孩搞家教，在其英语课本上发现如下恐怖字眼： 爸死（bus） 爷死（yes） 哥死（girls） 妹死（Mis？） …… 死光（school）更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全英语 笑话...

  2018-12-04 英语笑话

• 我们每次只听一面之辞。

  A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge."Can you h...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 英语笑话笑死人不偿命50: 谁在放屁(双语)

  Who Cut the Cheesee?谁在放屁？A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time.有位年轻人第一次去拜访女朋友的父母亲。He had been quite nervous about it, and his nervousness...

  2018-10-31 英语笑话

• 开心农场：错献殷勤 Not Funny

  　　At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.　　At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appe...

  2019-03-07 英语笑话