两个男人
Two Men
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds, with wild eyes, dishevelled hair, feverishly endeavouring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket.
"His was a sad case," said the attendant."Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man."
"Terrible," said a visitor.
Presently they came to a padded cell, in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.
"That's the other man," said the attendant.
两个男人
一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见一个人,他长着一双疯狂的眼睛,头发蓬乱,正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇,把它们装在他的口袋里。
“他的病很惨,”陪同人说。“在他当兵打仗的时候,他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。”
“真可怕,”一个游客说。
不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前,听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。
“这就是那另一个男人,”陪同人说。
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