手机版

两个男人

阅读 :

Two Men

A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds, with wild eyes, dishevelled hair, feverishly endeavouring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket.

"His was a sad case," said the attendant."Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man."

"Terrible," said a visitor.

Presently they came to a padded cell, in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.

"That's the other man," said the attendant.

 

两个男人

一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见一个人,他长着一双疯狂的眼睛,头发蓬乱,正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇,把它们装在他的口袋里。

“他的病很惨,”陪同人说。“在他当兵打仗的时候,他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。”

“真可怕,”一个游客说。

不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前,听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。

“这就是那另一个男人,”陪同人说。 

更多 英语小笑话英语幽默小故事英语笑话英文笑话,请继续关注 英语作文大全

本文标题:两个男人 - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址:http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/97938.html

上一篇:是哪两个词? 下一篇:晚饭

相关文章

  • Marriage Joke(55)

      A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.“Oh,we‘ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,”the wife e...

    2018-12-31 英语笑话
  • Question / Answer Jokes(89)

      Q:How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?  A:Only one,but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事,请继续关注...

    2019-01-04 英语笑话
  • 每日一笑:  I Love You, Too(6.2)

                 I Love You, Too Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry,but I love you, dear. Girlfriend: I love you, too. But te...

    2018-11-18 英语笑话
  • You Might Be a Redneck!

      What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?  'Hey y'all…… Watch this!'  How To Pick Up A Chick In Arkansas:  Hey Baby! Nice tooth.  You Might Be A Redneck If…… ...

    2018-12-08 英语笑话
  • Judges Joke(2)

      A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his...

    2018-12-31 英语笑话
  • 英汉双语笑话96

    1. Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illu...

    2018-11-21 英语笑话
  • Political Joke(21)

      This administration has conclusively discovered how to deal wit the deficit. It‘s a skill,which requires addition and distraction.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事,请继续关注...

    2019-01-02 英语笑话
  • 135. Hunting Skills

      Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"   "How do you find such huge be...

    2018-10-29 英语笑话
  • Classic humour stories(3)

    Chaude and Cold A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water." "But, Monsieu...

    2019-01-04 英语笑话
  • English Humor Part 11

    Not a Good BoyPeter came back from school and said to his father happily, “Dad, our teacher asked us a question this morning. Only one student could answer it. Do you know...

    2018-11-22 英语笑话
你可能感兴趣