英语幽默漫画带翻译：骗子（双语）

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A:Hey, dad, how can you tell when someone’s lying?

A:嗨，爸爸，怎样才能知道谁说谎了？

Dad:How do I know? Go ask an expert.

爸爸：我怎么知道，去问专家。

A:Ok. Hey, mom...

A:哦，妈妈~~

B: I’d like to join your liars club.

B:我想加入你的说谎者俱乐部。

C: Ok, you’ll need to fill out an application.

C:好的，你需要填一张申请表。

C: Occupation?

C:职业

B:Mule skinner.

B: 骡夫

C: Age?

C:年龄？

B:20

C:Weight?

C:体重？

B:92 LBS.

B:92磅

C:Hey, what the heck...Go on in and make yourself at home!

C:哦，见鬼，你可以随时回家了。

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