英语幽默笑话30秒Unit2：Angry Mummy Bear生气的熊妈妈(双语)
Angry Mummy Bear
生气的熊妈妈
Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table .
熊宝宝走到楼下坐在他的小餐桌椅上。
He looks into his small bowl.It is empty!
他窥探着他的小碗。碗是空的。
"Who's been eating my porrodge?"he squeaks .
他吱吱叫说：“谁吃了我的麦片粥？”
Daddy bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chiar,
熊爸爸来到桌边坐在他的太椅子上。
He looks into his big bowl .It is also empty!
他窥探着他的大碗.碗也是空的。
"Who is been eating my porridge?"he roars .
他太声吼叫说：“谁吃了我的麦片粥？”
Mummy bear puts her head though the serving hatch from the kitchen and scream .
熊妈妈把她的头从厨房的端菜口伸出来尖声叫着：
"For God's sake,how many time do we have to go though this? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
“看在老天的份上，我们还得忍受这样子多少次呢？我还没做麦片粥啦！”
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