每日一笑 (5.5)
Big Surprise
Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?
Local yokel:Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or
eat solid food.
Visitor: What was the matter with you?
Local yokel:Nothing---I was born here.
大吃一惊
游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康？
乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。
游客：你怎么了？
乡下佬：没什么－－我就出生在这个地方。
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