英语幽默笑话30秒Unit4:Lazy Manager 懒惰的经理(双语)
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Lazy Manager
懒惰的经理
A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,
有一位中阶经营主管因为听了他的医师指示必须要做一些运动,
so he decides to play tennis .
所以他决定要打网球。
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing
在几个星期之后,他韵秘书就问他情况如何,
"It's going fine" ,the manager says."When I am on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me ,
这位经理说:“进行得不错,当我在网球场上看到球快速朝着我来的时候,
and my brain immediately says,"Back hand!To the net!Smash !Go back"
我的脑袋就立刻说:‘反手拍!上网!杀球!后退! ”
"Really?What happens then?" the secretary asks .
秘书问说:“真的呀,然后咙?”
"Then my bady says ,"Who 、 Me?Don't talk nonsense!"
“然后我的身体说:‘谁?我吗?别胡说八道了!”’
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