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英语幽默笑话30秒Unit4:Lazy Manager 懒惰的经理(双语)

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Lazy Manager


懒惰的经理

A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,

有一位中阶经营主管因为听了他的医师指示必须要做一些运动,

so he decides to play tennis .

所以他决定要打网球。

After a couple of weeks his  secretary asks him how he's doing

在几个星期之后,他韵秘书就问他情况如何,

"It's going fine" ,the manager says."When I am on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me ,

这位经理说:“进行得不错,当我在网球场上看到球快速朝着我来的时候,

and my brain immediately says,"Back hand!To the net!Smash !Go back"

我的脑袋就立刻说:‘反手拍!上网!杀球!后退! ”

"Really?What happens then?" the secretary asks .

秘书问说:“真的呀,然后咙?”

"Then my bady says ,"Who 、 Me?Don't talk nonsense!"

“然后我的身体说:‘谁?我吗?别胡说八道了!”’

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