但是你知道政客们就喜欢撒谎。
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing whathappened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a load of holes and buried all the politicians.
一辆满载政客的大汽车在乡间路上行驶，突然偏离大陆，撞到一棵树上。这棵树正长在一位老年农民的地里。农民看见发生事故就跑去看看情况。最后农民挖了一个大坑，把所有的政客都埋了。
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
几天后，当地县治安官来到这里，看见被撞坏的汽车，问这位老农民：“‘所有人’都死了？” 老农民回答说：“呃...有些人说他们还活着，但是你知道政客们就喜欢撒谎。”
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