英语幽默笑话30秒Unit9：Faithful Cat忠实的猫(双语)
Faithful Cat
忠实的猫
Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.
从前有 个妇人有一只忠实的猫。
And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.
有一天，有个人用他的马车将猫辗死。
So,the man went to the old woman and said,
因此，这个人就去找这位老妇人说：
"I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."
“我对你的猫感到非常抱歉，我愿意代替它。”
"That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.
这位老妇人深深地感动说：“你真好心呀！”“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒吗？”
"So how good are you at catching mice?"
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