我曾经认为我爸爸是史密斯先生
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!" The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.
The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person, and I cannot remember his name!"
一个小孩问妈妈，“妈妈，明天老师会问我们，我爸爸是谁。我能说什么。妈妈说，“告诉她，上帝就是你的爸爸！”第二天，他来到学校，老师问他，“你爸爸是谁？”搔头皮，男孩不知如何回答。老师又问，“你爸爸是谁？”那个小孩就说，“我曾经认为我爸爸是史密斯先生。但是我妈妈昨天告诉我，我是另外一个人的儿子，我不记得他的名字！”
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