英语笑话笑死人不偿命32: 听起来还算公平（双语)
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听起来还算公平
A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day.
一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。
"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.
“哦，另外我也和电力公司大吵了一架！”
"Really? Who won?"
“真的吗循来谁赢了？”
"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity.
“没有人赢，算扯平吧。他们没拿到一毛钱，而我们也没有电可用。”
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