学哪个专业更适合--双语幽默漫画

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"You should major in Business,but minor in Zoology.You need to learn about the bears and bulls,but also the weasels,snakes,and jackasses!"

你应该学商务专业，而不是动物学专业。你需要研究熊和牛，鼬鼠、蛇和驴子。

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