可我不用笑了明天我就走人了
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a
series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly.
Everybody, that is, except Mike.
When he noticed that he was getting no reaction from Mike, the boss
said, "What's the matter, Mike? No sense of humor?"
"My sense of humor is fine," he said. "But I don't have to laugh. I'm
quitting tomorrow."
老板扎到一群喝着咖啡的工人堆里，讲了一连串他最近听来的笑话，每个人都听
得哈哈大笑。每个人都笑，除了迈克。
老板留意到迈克没啥反应，就问：“怎么了，迈克？没点幽默感吗？”
“我幽默感挺好的，”迈克说，“可我不用笑了，明天我就走人了。”
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