英语笑话笑死人不偿命40: 不要瞎混(双语)
No Fooling!
不要瞎混！
"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "
“请对我温柔一些，亲爱的！”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。“我是个处女。”
"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband with surprise.
“你是个处女？”她丈夫吃惊地叫道，
"But you've been married three times. "
“可是你已经结过三次婚了啊。”
"That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;
“没错，亲爱的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位艺术家，他只想看我的身体。
my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;
我的第二任丈夫从事广告业，而他只是告诉我那件事会有多美好。
and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. ,"
我的第三任丈夫是位律师，他总是说：‘下星期我就回来看你。”
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