笑话习题簿11.1.2
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?
儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？
父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了？
练习：
公鸡的腿会很长吗?
答案：
没有观察过哦。
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