英语幽默笑话30秒Unit34： Idiot Teacher白痴老师 (双语)
Idiot Teacher
白痴老师
If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .
喜爱挖苦人的老师说：“如果在这间教室里面有白痴，就请站起来好吗？”。
After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet,
沉默了很久之后，有一名新生就站起来了。
"Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? "enquired the teacher with a sneer.
老师就以讥笑的口气问他：“喂， 先生，你为什么认为你自己是个白痴呀？”
"Well ,actually I don't,"said the student ,"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
这名学生说：“ 唉呀，实际上我才不认为我是个白痴呢，而是我很讨厌看着你一个人站在那里啦。”
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