妈妈的生日礼物
My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday.
A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.
"Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet"
"How come?" I asked.
"Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet, she can't sing...."
我妈生日，我爸给她买了架钢琴。
过了几个礼拜，我问她琴弹得怎么样了。
“唉，”我爸说，“我劝她改吹单簧管了。”
“怎么回事？”我问。
“那啥，”他回答，“因为吹单簧管，她就不能唱歌了……”
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