英语幽默笑话30秒Unit21：The Funeral葬礼(双语)
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away .
有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。
At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out
到了仪式的尾声，正当抬棺材的人要将棺材抬出之际。
when they accidentlly bump into a wall,jurring the casket.
他们一不小心撞到了一面墙壁，摇动了棺材。
They hear faint moan.
他们听到了一个微弱无力的呻吟声。
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
他们将棺材 打开，发现到这个女子实际上还活着。
She lives for ten more years,and then dies.
她又活了十多年，然后就死了．
A ceremony is again held at the same place,
在同样的地点再次举行葬礼，
and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
而在葬礼的尾声， 抬棺材的人又再次要将棺材抬出去。
As they are walking,
正当他们在走路的时候，
the husband cries out,"Watch out for that damn wall!"
老公大声叫说：“小心 注意那面该死的墙壁。”
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