英汉双语笑话48
Limerick
There was a young lady of Niger，
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger．
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger
打油诗
有个尼日尔小姑娘，
笑咪咪骑在虎背上。
他们兜风回返，
姑娘到了里边，
笑容挂在了虎脸上。
2.
Ask Your Own
It was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the genius．Clark declared that if the Englishman were to ask any Washington street urchin any question，the urchin would make anaptreply．They sallied forth．
“What time is it，Bub？They tell me you can tell time by your nose，”said the visitor to the first newsboy they met．
“Ask your own，mister，mine ain't run nin’，”was the reply．
问问你自己的吧
这是华盛顿的一个阴冷天。钱普·克拉克正和一个来访的英国人讨论城市的流浪儿，英国人详细地叙述着伦敦式天才的机智。克拉克宣称，要是对方向华盛顿街上任何一个儿童提任何问题，那孩子都会对答如流。他们便出发了。
“什么时候了，小兄弟？人们说你能用鼻子报时。”
回答是：“先生，问问你自己的吧，的不在走呢。”
3.
What Are The Two Words？
A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．“My dear，” said the old lady，“I wish you would do something for me．I wish you would promise me never to use two words．One is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’．Would you promise me that？
“Why，sure，Granny，”said the girl．“What are the two words？”
是哪两个词？
一个非常高贵的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。“我亲爱的，”老夫人说：“我希望你能帮我一个忙。我要你答应永远不要用两个词。一个是‘讨厌的’，另一个是‘极好的’。你能答应我吗？”
“噢，当然，奶奶。”女孩说：“是哪两个词？”
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