爆笑英语幽默笑话精64:Ways And Means方法和手段（英汉双语笑话）
64. Ways And Means
64.方法和手段
Working at a college with a preponderance of non一English一speaking students，my sister sometimes had difficulty in communicating with the newly arrived. Once as she was enrolling a young man，she reached a standstill at the question of birth date. No matter what words or motions she used，the young man remained puzzled. Finally，a Chinese student standing nearby asked my sister，"What do you need to know?”After my sister explained，the Chinese woman turned to the young man and hummed the first few bars of“Happy Birthday to You”.
我妹妹在一所大多数学生都不会讲英文的大学里任教。她有时在与新生交谈时感到困难。有一次，她还在给一位新来的小伙子注册，她在问他的生日是哪天的时候，遇到了不可逾越的困难。无论她用什么词句或什么手势，这位年轻人不明白她的意思。后来，一位站在旁边的中国女学生问我妹妹:“您想要知道什么?”我妹妹向她解释后，这位中国女学生转向小伙子，嘴里哼起了“祝你生日快乐”歌的头几小节。
His eyes lit up in recognition as he explained，“May 12，1978.”The helpful student shrugged and said，"Same song，every country."
他眼里顿时流露出懂了的意思，说道:"1978年5月12日。”那位乐于助人的女学生耸耸肩说:“每个国家都唱这同一首歌。”
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