英语笑话：飞行员会飞吗
Can pilots fly?
飞行员会飞吗？
The Great Lakes Laboratoryemployed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel.It was common knowledge that the captain couldn't swim. When newcomers learned of this,they would often aproach him about jt,"ls it true ？ You,a boat captain, can't swim ? ""No,I can't!"he replied. "Can pilots fly?"
五大潮实验室雇用一位有执照的船长驾驶研究用的船。大家都知道这个船长下会游泳。当新来的人知道这事以后，他们常常会去问他：“这是真的吗？身为船长你不会游泳？一他回答说："对，我不会！飞行员会飞吗？”
单词＆词组
nowhere 不在任何地方：任何地方都不
argument 争执；理由
budge 改变主意；让步
pasture 牧场；牧草；放牧
marriage 婚姻；（喻）结合
colleague 同事，同行
gas station 加油站
noticeable 面明显的，值得注意的
employ 雇用，工作，职业
veSSel 船，舰，容器
approach 接近，交涉，通路，途径
pilot 飞行员，驾驶，带领
知道不知道
五大湖( Great Lakes)是位于加拿大与美国交界处的5座大型淡水湖泊，按面积从大到小分别为：苏必利尔湖( Lake Superior)、休伦湖( Lake Huron)、密歌根湖(Lake Michigan)、伊利湖(LakeErie)和安大略湖(Lake Ontario)o除密歇根湖全属于美国之外，其他四湖为加拿大和美国共有。这五个湖泊所组成的五大湖是世界上最大的没水水域，总面积达245,660平方公里，有北美洲地中海之称。
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