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Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly，widower father died，Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles‘bar，he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.“I’m jus an ordinary man，”he said，walking up to her，“but in just a week or two，my father will die and I‘ll inherit 20 million dollars.”
The woman went home with Charles，and the next day she became his stepmother.
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