迟到的理由
Reason of late
The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?"
"Someone lost one Yuan." answered Tom.
"Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said.
"No, I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.
迟到的理由
老师问："你为什么今天早晨到学校这么迟?"
"有人丢失了一元钱。"汤姆回答。
"哦,现在我知道了,你帮助他找钱了。"老师说。
"没有,我在钱上站着，直到人都走开。"汤姆回答说。
A Note：
help vt., vi.帮助，援助 vt., vi促进；助长
Trade helps the development of industry.
贸易促进工业的发展。
It won't help you to cry.
你哭也没有用。
vt., vi避免；防止；阻止
I couldn't help crying.
我忍不住哭了。
习惯用语：Help yourself.请随便吧。
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