新婚之夜
Wedding night, husband deep feeling of say to the wife:"Dear of, I love you, I swear hereafter can't certainly do a sorry your business, if I do, certainly encountering for a day, the thunderclap splits, don't die a natural death!"Newly married but soon, the husband made a sorry cuckoldry matter.
On the first, the husband goes out by boat, being the ship drove up to ocean middle, suddenly strong breeze your work, seeing the ship will sink right away, at this time, the husband towards the sky to scold a way loudly"old day, whether you becomes blind or not, I do a sorry cuckoldry matter, you let I a person die like, why harm so many innocent peoples to also want to die."
At this time, hears spread a deep and low voice in out of the sky:"You think I am all dry all day long what, I am very not easy to wait until today just chase your se people concentrated together!"
新婚之夜，丈夫深情的对妻子说：“亲爱的，我爱你，我发誓以后一定不会做出对不起你的事，要是我做了，定遭天打雷劈，不得好死！”可是新婚不久，丈夫就作出了对不起妻子的事。
一日，丈夫乘船外出，当船驶到大海中间时，突然狂风大作，眼看船马上就要沉没了，这时，丈夫大声对着天空骂道“老天，你是不是瞎了眼了，我做了对不起妻子的事，你让我一个人去死就好了，为什么害这么多无辜的人也要死啊。”
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