怎样在火炉旁找个座位

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　　How to Get a Seat by the Fire

　　A gentleman came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.

　　He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse.

　　"Will your horse eat oysters?"said the hostler.

　　"Try him,"said the gentleman.

　　Immediately the people ran to see this wonder, and the gentleman who alone remained in the room, chose the best seat by the fire and made himself comfortable.

　　怎样在火炉旁找个座位

　　在一个严寒的冬日,一位绅士来到了一家小客栈,发现火炉旁没有空位了.于是,他让旅店里的马倌去取些牡蛎来喂他的马。

　　马倌说:"您的马吃牡蛎吗?"

　　"你试着喂吧."绅士答道。倾刻间,人们都跑去看这一奇观,而绅士却独自呆在屋里,他在炉旁找了个最好的座位,怡然自得起来。

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