Let's Talk
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
提示：
don't know shit: 屁都不知。这里的shit同时也是女孩问那个男人的问题的答案。
joke 笑话 humour 幽默本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/88432.html
相关文章
-
英汉幽默故事选读【48】
Good Thing He Has You While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her f...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
见识一下上海乞丐的英语口语！
星期五的下午5点，他在浦东机场下了飞机。友人告诉他，最好搭磁浮列车，因为这时候的上海，每一条大小马路都铁定塞车。 于是他搭了磁浮列车到了龙扬站，再转地铁到人民广场站，从万豪饭店方向走出地铁站。 一切看...
2018-12-10 英语笑话 -
Idiots Joke(58)
A man was sitting besides a lady in the plane when he started to sneeze irritably. The lady was trying to endure it but when the man seems unperturbed，she nudged him and says“Mr.，don‘t you hav...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
60. Which One to Call Back
After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city, an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my hom...
2018-10-29 英语笑话 -
英语笑话：我为什么逃避手术
我为什么逃避手术A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.一位男士在进行手术前被发现正沿着医院的大厅逃离。"What's the matter?" he was as...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
每日一笑(12.6)
Get the kid A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody e...
2018-11-18 英语笑话 -
Will I meet her at a party?
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.His Personal Psychic（灵媒，巫师） Advisor tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl wh...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：CFL bulb 节能灯灯泡（双语）
It's genius! 这是天才!It's average, but it's a CFL bulb ... 它是普通的,但它是一个节能灯灯泡……Creativity then and now 当时和现在的创造力 更多 英语笑话、英语...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
Cannibal jokes (1)
Cannibal jokes （一） A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejec...
2019-01-06 英语笑话
