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英语笑话:我能得到什么

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    导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

  Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

  Tommy: Quarters.

  Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

  Tommy: Hamburger.

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