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精力旺盛的妻子

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  AN ENERGETIC WIFE

  Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

  Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

  Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

  Husband: I…… I happened to be inside the coat.

  精力旺盛的妻子

  邻居:昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音,你们出了什么事吗?

  丈夫:没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴,把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。

  邻居:你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音?

  丈夫:我……我恰好也在大衣里面。

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