英语笑话：生日礼物

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　　Annie: "Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?"
　　安妮：“妈妈，你知道我要送给你什么生日礼物吗？”
　　Mum: "No, dear, what is it?"
　　妈妈：“宝贝，不知道，是什么东西？”
　　Annie: "A nice teapot."
　　安妮：“一只漂亮的茶壶。”
　　Mum: "But I've got a nice teapot."
　　妈妈；“可我已经有一只漂亮的茶壶。”
　　Annie: "No, you haven't. I've just dropped it!"
　　安妮：“不，你没有。我刚把它掉在地上了！”

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