外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹219：脑筋急转弯(中英)
A psychiatrist’s secretary walked into his study and said, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible.” The psychiatrist responded, "Tell him I can't see him.”
一位精神学医师的秘书走进他的书房，对他说:“有一位先生在候客厅，他想要见您，并声称自己是隐形人。”医师回答道:“告诉他，我看不见他。”
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