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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事80:同样的服务

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Which woman?
哪一位女人?

One evening l drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。最后我走进屋里时大声喊道:“世界上最爱你的女 人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”

My husband looked up and said,"Mom's here ? "
我丈夫抬头看了看,说,“妈妈来了?”单词&词组

hangup 焦虑
insider 知情人
let it be 随便……好了
carburetor 汽化器,化油器
exdaim (由于强烈的情感或痛苦而)呼喊,惊叫,大声说
ridiculous 可笑的,荒谬的
counselor 顾问,法律顾问
headlight 汽车前灯
windshield 挡风玻璃,防风罩

知道不知道

< Let it be>是一张名义上Beatles合作的最后一张唱片,本来这张唱片应该叫做<Get back>,是因为Pual并不想乐队就此解散而做
的最后努力,可是计划还是不幸的流产了,< Get back>也就被<Letit be>代替了。
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom,
let it be
And in my hour of darkness
she is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom,let it be
Let it be,let it be,let it be,let it be..... 

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