英语笑话：头疼
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
一个男孩放学回家时，感到肚子疼。
"Well, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
“来，坐下，吃些点心，”他的妈妈说。“你肚子疼，是因为肚子空了。你吃了东西，就没事了。”
Shortly afterwards, dad came in from work, complaining of a headche. "That's because it's empty," said his son. "You'll be all right if you have something in it."
过了一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回来，抱怨说自己头疼。“你头疼，是因为脑袋空了，”他的儿子说，“脑袋里装点东西，就没事了。”英语 笑话 幽默
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