知行哈哈糖英语笑话之校园篇06：点名
知行哈哈糖英语笑话之校园篇
06：Taking attendance 点名
On my first day of classes at my University I took a front-row seat in my literature course.
大学的第一天，文学课我坐在了前排。
The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. Then he ambled over to the lectern, took out his class book and began,
教授告诉我们这学期必须得读五本书，他提供我们可供选择的作者名单。随后他缓步走上讲台，拿出课本，
"Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..." I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, "He's taking attendance."
“贝克、布莱克、布鲁斯、卡特、库克…”为了写下所有的名字，我不得不疯狂的作着记录。这时有人轻轻的拍我肩膀，坐在我后面的学生悄悄告诉我：“他在点名呢。”
【词汇讲解】
Taking attendance = roll call 点名
front-row seat 前排
course 课程
be responsible for 必须得。。。。
amble 轻松的走
feverishly 狂热的
get down 记下
tap 拍打
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