英语笑话：明天我要当奶奶了
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*) ……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Tomorrow I was elated when my son called me from Japan with the wonderful news of my grandson‘s birth. I took down all the statistics and turned to relate it all to my co-workers.“I’m a grandmother!" I declared.“It‘s a baby boy, and he weighs seven pounds.”
"When was he born?“ someone asked. Recalling the date my son told me, I stopped, looked at the calendar and said in amazement,"Tomorrow!"
明天我要当奶奶了当我儿子从日本打电话来告诉我关于我的孙子出生的喜讯的时候，我非常兴奋。我把所有的数据都记下来，告诉我的同事们。我宣布说：“我当奶奶了！是个男孩，七磅重。”有人问：“他是什么时候生的？”看了一下我儿子给我的日期，我顿住了，看了看日历，用讶异的语气说：“明天！”
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