我不想学习了
Student: Sir,I want to stop studying.
Teacher: Why?
Student: I watched TV that someone was killed because he knows too much.
学生：老师，我不想学习了，
老师： 为什么
学生：我看电视上 有一个人因为知道太多所以被杀了
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