英语笑话：迟到了
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*) ……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner，a sign says，"School-Go slow".
老师：为什么你每天早晨都迟到？
汤姆：每当我经过学校的拐角处，就看见一个牌子上写着“学校——慢行”。
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