英语笑话：A Christmas Gift 圣诞礼物
导语：圣诞节马上就要到啦 (^ω^) 你想要到什么？好吃的？好玩的？好用的?还是想听圣诞故事？今天小编给你讲个圣诞小笑话，让你开心快乐每一天。记得更多圣诞知识礼物尽在英语笑话 (*^__^*) ……
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
圣诞节来了，一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常漂亮的钻石戒子。
他朋友听到他买这么奢侈的礼物后，说到：“她不是想要辆四驱车吗”。
先生答：“是啊，（可以买到假钻石），可去哪里能买一辆假吉普车呢？”
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